Hidden Bunker

A one shot I made for Dragon Warriors adapted to digital format. Lighthearted and fun exploration of an underground bunker. Some actions can be returned from, some actions move you to the next section permanently. Permanent actions will be marked in parentheses (). To start, select a class (these unlock different sets of knowledge/secrets, the whole game is played the same as any class). [[Classless->Null Start]] [[Herbalist->Herb Start]] [[Mason->Mason Start]] [[Doctor->Medic Start]] (set: $class to "null") (set: $hasBerries to "false") (set: $hasCup to "false") (set: $hasBone to "false") (set: $hasSoap to "false") (set: $hasKey to "false") (set: $toiletSecret to "false") (set: $toiletFlushed to "false") (set: $hasDagger to "false") (set: $puzzleSolved to "false") (set: $skeleton to "grey") (set: $dog to "grey") (set: $lizard to "grey") (set: $spider to "grey") (set: $snake to "grey") Variables: "class" can be "Null", "Herbalist", "Mason", "Medic" Herbalist has 4 application Mason has 4 applications Medic has 4 applications "hasBerries" starts as false "hasCup" starts as false "hasBone" starts as false "hasSoap" starts as false "hasKey" starts as false ''toiletSecret" starts as false "toiletFlushed" starts as false "hasDagger" starts as false "puzzleSolved" starts as false "skeleton", "dog", "snake", "lizard" and "spider" all start as "grey"

This is it, according to the map, this is where the entrance to the hidden bunker is. It doesn't look like much... There's a few [[large rocks->Entrance Rocks]], some [[shrubs->Entrance Shrubs]], and a [[giant mountain->Entrance Description]] surrounded by [[forest->Entrance Forest]]. Oh and the [[path back to town (restart game, permanent action)->Give Up]] of course.

You inspect the large rocks at the base of the mountain and notice something curious: there is one large boulder that appears nearly perfectly round and flat, propped up against the cliff face. [[Look closer->Inspect Boulder]] or attempt to [[move the boulder (permanent action)->Push Boulder]]. [[Return->Start]]

You examine the shrubbery. Some of the bushes have [[bright red berries->Examine Berries]]. Nothing else really stands out about the bushes. [[Return->Start]]

You take a step back and observe the mountain in all its scale. That's a big ass mountain. But looking at its peak isn't giving you any hints to entering the bunker. [[Return->Start]]

The forest is dark and menacing. A shiver runs down your spine as you try not to think about all the stories of people straying from the path and never being heard from again. Could be faeries, could be mother nature reminding mankind who's really in charge. Whatever your belief system, venturing into the forest is a bad idea. [[Return->Start]]

You give up on your quest and go home. Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

(if: $class is "Herbalist")[These are delicious edible berries, universally enjoyed by mammals. While they lack nutritional value, they are good for the mind.](else:)[The berries are plump and red, hard to tell if they are edible or not.](if: $hasBerries is "false")[ Would you like to [[take some berries->Take Berries]]?] [[Return->Entrance Shrubs]]

Herbalists know their flora, fauna and fungi back to front.(set: $class to "Herbalist") [[Play as the Herbalist->Start]] or [[Return->Welcome and Disclaimer]]

You collect some of the berries. They are now saved to your inventory and will be offered as options where relevant in the story. (set: $hasBerries to "true") [[Return->Start]]

Start the game without any specialised knowledge. Could be considered "hard mode" but really just a debug "class" that may or may not still be available to play as.(set: $class to "Null") [[Play without a class->Start]] or [[Return->Welcome and Disclaimer]]

(if: $class is "Mason")[Inspecting the boulder closer, the edge on one side seems smoother than the other edges. This could indicate manual use over an extended period of time, but a long time ago judging by the weathering. Looks like this used to be a camouflaged door of some kind.](else:)[Looks like an old rock, weird that it's a near perfect circle but it happens.] Attempt to [[move the boulder (permanent action)->Push Boulder]] or [[return->Start]].

With great effort you attempt to roll the boulder to the side. After a well placed shove, the boulder starts rolling, picks up speed, and crashes into neighbouring rocks.(if: $class is "Mason")[ Whatever mechanism was in place before, it is now nonfunctional.] In the space behind where the boulder sat, yawns a crack in the side of the mountain. Its jagged edges look far from inviting, but this is what you came to investigate. This is it, no turning back now. [[Venture into the mountain->Main Hallway]].

Masons know minerals, stones, architecture.(set: $class to "Mason") [[Play as the Mason->Start]] or [[Return->Welcome and Disclaimer]]

The interior of the mountain is dark, very dark. Luckily you anticipated this and brought a lighting bauble with you. You light the bauble and squint as your eyes adjust to the light level. You find yourself in a long hallway with crude walls and several openings along both sides: [[First lefthand opening->Kitchen]] --- [[First righthand opening->Dorm]] [[Second lefthand opening->Lavatory]] --- [[Second righthand opening->Weapon Storage 1]] [[Third lefthand opening->Weapon Storage 2]] --- [[Third righthand opening->Training Hall]]

The path opens up into what appears to be a dining room with a kitchen attached. The dining section has a few wooden [[tables and benches->Inspect Tables]], a couple of [[barrels->Inspect Barrels]], and a [[shelving unit->Inspect Shelf]]. The kitchen section has a [[large table->Inspect Kitchen Counter]], and a few [[crates->Inspect Crates]]. [[Return to hallway->Main Hallway]].

The path opens up to a large room decked out to be sleeping quarters. Rows of [[bunks->Inspect Beds]] line the walls. There is a central [[rug->Inspect Rug]] curiously untouched by time, and at the far end of the room there is a [[small table with two chairs->Inspect Chess]]. [[Return->Main Hallway]].

This room appears to be a lavatory, complete with [[stalls->Inspect Stalls]], [[shelving->Inspect Toilet Storage]], [[shower heads->Inspect Showers]], a [[bath->Inspect Bath]] and a [[drain->Inspect Drain]] in the centre of the room. [[Return to hallway->Main Hallway]].

This alcove is nothing more than a storage closet. Some rotten and rusted weapons lie strewn across the ground and against the walls. [[Return->Main Hallway]].

The alcove opens up to a large circular room. In the centre of the room there is an [[elevated platform->Inspect Rink]] boxed in by four posts. On the far end of the room in a [[panel->Inspect Puzzle]] with coloured lights blinking. [[Return->Main Hallway]].

The wood is old and rotten, your nose alone is enough to tell you never to eat at these tables. A cursory glance tells you the tables are covered in [[graffiti->Graffiti 1]] scratched into the surfaces. [[Return->Kitchen]].

The barrels are tucked away in the corner of the room. A few are lying in pieces but two of them seem relatively undamaged. One of the barrels has a plaque with a symbol shaped like a teardrop and the symbol on the other barrel's plaque is the universally known symbol for alcohol. [[Open the "teardrop" barrel->Inspect Water Barrel]] --- [[Open the "alcohol" barrel->Inspect Wine Barrel]] [[Return->Kitchen]].

The shelving unit used to hold crockery and cutlery. From the looks of it, the contents were cheap even when they were new. Cracked and shattered plates, rusted spoons and knives, a notable shortage of forks compared to other utensils.(if: $class is "Medic")[ Touching those rusted edges would //definitely// poison your blood, no way are you risking that.](else:)[ Would you like to [[take a rusty knife->Get Tetanus]]?] [[Return->Kitchen]].

The large table appears to have served as food prep counter. There is an ancient cutting board now fused to the hard wood of the table and some cracked platters. Nothing else really stands out about this table. [[Return->Kitchen]].

Three crates line the wall, each with an inscribed plaque on the lid. Two of them the universal symbol for "food" and the third has an odd shape that on closer inspection appears to be a canine head shape. Open the [[first "food" crate->Inspect Bread Crate]], the [[second "food" crate->Inspect Fruit Crate]], or the [["canine head" crate->Inspect Bone Crate]]? [[Return->Kitchen]].

"Joe was here" [[Read more->Graffiti 2]] or [[stop reading->Inspect Tables]]

"Kevin sucks cock (affectionate)" [[Read more->Graffiti 3]] or [[stop reading->Inspect Tables]]

"the first toilet flushes weird" [[Read more->Graffiti 4]] or [[stop reading->Inspect Tables]]

"Jerome's mum IS the toilet flush" [[Read more->Graffiti 5]] or [[stop reading->Inspect Tables]]

"cmndr Finn rules" [[Read more->Graffiti 6]] or [[stop reading->Inspect Tables]]

"seriously tho, the toilet is weird" The rest is lost to time through wood degradation or poor handwriting. [[Stop reading->Inspect Tables]]

Doctors know a little more about health than the average person, but usually fall back on leeches as the solution.(set: $class to "Medic") [[Play as the Doctor->Start]] or [[Return->Welcome and Disclaimer]]

You cut your finger on the rusty knife and pull back. Why did you think that was a good idea? You already have far better weapons. [[Return->Inspect Shelf]].

You pry open the lid and it gives way with a groan. Peering inside with the light bauble, you see a mostly clear fluid(if: $hasCup is "false")[ with a darker lump at the bottom. In the low light is it hard to make out what the lump could be]. [[Taste the fluid->Taste Water]],(if: $hasCup is "false")[ [[reach in and grab the lump->Get Cup]],] or [[close the lid->Inspect Barrels]].

You pry open the lid and it gives way with a pop. Peering inside with the light bauble, you see it is half full with a dark, viscous fluid. It has a strong smell (if: $class is "Herbalist")[of fermentation and compost. It may have been wine once upon a time, but who can say what effect it would have now.](else-if: $class is "Medic")[of badly distilled alcohol. This could function as rudimentary wound cleaner in an emergency, but drinking it could lead to highly irregular effects.](else:)[that you can't place.] [[Taste the fluid (permanent action)->Taste Wine]] or [[close the lid->Inspect Barrels]].

You use your (if: $hasCup is "true")[cup](else:)[hand] to scoop some of the fluid up and bring it to your lips. It tastes like old water. You grimace and wonder why you tried tasting mystery fluid but no harm done this time. [[Return->Inspect Water Barrel]].

You plunge your hand into the fluid. It is cold and gives way easily. You feel around in the fluid until your hand touches the lump. It is hard and oldly shaped. Pulling it up you realise it is a ceramic mug. You now have a cup, it has been added to your inventory.(set: $hasCup to "true") [[Return->Inspect Water Barrel]].

You use your (if: $hasCup is "true")[cup](else:)[hand] to scoop some of the fluid up and bring it to your lips. The smell is overpowering this close and you nearly gag, but you've already commited. You block your nose and cautiously take a sip. You [[black out->Black Out]].

Your head is pounding, it's completely dark, you can't even remember where you are or why reality is the way it is. You try to move your fingers and find that you are paralysed. Panic tries to set in but the poison in your blood dulls even that and you find yourself drifting in and out of the world until finally the darkness takes your mind away and you feel bliss. Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

You lift the lid to the crate and are greeted with the overpowering smell of mould. Covering your nose you peer inside and see a lumpy substance covered in the dead strands of a once thriving mould community.(if: $class is "Herbalist")[ You realise this crate once contained bread, and you grimace in a mix of revulsion and fascination at the cycle of life that grew and died here.](else-if: $class is "Medic")[ Whatever was once stored here is no longer safe to eat.](else:)[ Would you like to [[taste the dead mould (permanent action)->Eat Mould]]?] [[Close the lid->Inspect Crates]]

You lift the lid to the crate and are greeted with the smell of fertile earth. You peer inside and see what looks like moist dirt.(if: $class is "Herbalist")[ This must have held compostables, likely fruit based on the composition of the soil.] [[Close the lid->Inspect Crates]]

You lift the lid to the crate. You don't need any specialised knowledge to recognise what's in this crate. It's bones. This crate is chock full of bones.(if: $class is "Medic")[ From the looks of it, these bones are the result of kitchen scraps, many chicken bones, some larger bones from common cuts of beef or pork. All picked perfectly clean.](if: $hasBone is "false")[ Would you like to [[take a bone->Get Bone]]?] [[Return->Inspect Crates]].

You use your (if: $hasCup is "true")[cup](else:)[hand] to scoop some of the mouldy substance up and bring it to your lips. You inhale more than swallow it and start coughing violently. You [[black out->Black Out]].

You grab a large bone and add it to your inventory. You never know when you might need a spare bone, after all.(set: $hasBone to "true") [[Return->Inspect Bone Crate]].

There are three stalls along the left side of the room.(set: $toiletFlushed to false) [[First stall->Secret Stall]] --- [[Second stall->Normal Stall]] --- [[Third stall->Accessible Stall]] [[Return->Lavatory]].

Two shelves containing the remains of [[bathroom linen->Inspect Towels]], [[soaps->Inspect Soaps]], and a [[box of odds and ends->Inspect Toilet Box]]. [[Return->Lavatory]]

Three shower heads line the wall. They have a basic on/off valve along their pipes but nothing else to note. [[Return->Lavatory]].

The drain is a large square grate set over a hole in the rock.(if: $class is "Mason")[ The archetecture here is ingenious. You marvel at how the builders managed to use the natural rock formations to create a functional drainage system. No doubt emptied into an underground lake far below the current altitude.](else:)[ Hard to imagine how they made a functional drain inside a cave, but then again you aren't a builder.] Trapped in the rock crevices below the grate are a few shiny items. On closer insepction they appear to be loose change. There is also at least one fork, rusted through and through. The grate is too old and heavy to move so the items will likely remain there indefinitely. [[Return->Lavatory]].

(if: $class is "Mason")[This bath is an exceptional work of human engineering with limited space and materials. The bath itself features a basic manual pump but it's the rest of the setup that leaves you marvelling and taking notes for your next project. Below the bath is a pile of coals, standard heating for a bath, but what sets it as different is the presence of a pipe directly from the bath drain to over the coals. This would allow the fire to be put out instantly with the turn of a lever, dousing it in water. Another pipe, also originating from the bath drain, carries water to both the [[shower heads->Inspect Showers]] and the [[bathroom stalls->Inspect Stalls]]. Thus allowing consistent pressure for the showers by filling and heating the bathtub prior to a shower.](else:)[It's a bath with a manual pump and a pile of coals underneath it. There's some pipes along the walls as well that seem to be attached, but it's all very complicated and gives you a headache.] [[Return->Lavatory]].

The towels and other linen crumbles at your touch, there is nothing to be salvaged here. [[Return->Inspect Toilet Storage]]

The soap bars are slimy to touch and feel gross.(if: $class is "Medic")[ They would still function to clean, but wouldn't be anyone's first pick.](if: $hasSoap is "false")[ Would you like to [[take a bar of soap->Get Soap]]?] [[Return->Inspect Toilet Storage]]

Rummaging through the box, you find many items, including: a handful of miniature wooden ducks, some chewing sticks, and shower brushes.(if: $hasKey is "false")[ You also find a [[small key->Get Key 1]].] [[Return->Inspect Toilet Storage]].

You tear off a scrap of your cloak and carefully wrap a bar of soap with it before placing it in your inventory. You now have some slimy soap.(set: $hasSoap to "true") [[Return->Inspect Soaps]]

You take the key and put it in your inventory. You now have a small key.(set: $hasKey1 to "true") [[Return->Inspect Toilet Box]].

(if: $toiletSecret is "true")[Toilet stall containing: [[toilet bowl->Secret Toilet Bowl]], [[water basin->Secret Basin]], [[flush->Secret Flush]], and a [[secret tunnel (permanent action)->Toilet Tunnel]].](else:)[Basic toilet stall containing: [[toilet bowl->Secret Toilet Bowl]], [[water basin->Secret Basin]], and [[flush->Secret Flush]].] [[Return->Inspect Stalls]].

Basic toilet stall containing: [[toilet bowl->Normal Toilet Bowl]], [[water basin->Normal Basin]], and [[flush->Normal Flush]]. [[Return->Inspect Stalls]].

This stall is larger than the other two, but otherwise contains the same: [[toilet bowl->Acc. Toilet Bowl]], [[water basin->Acc. Basin]], and [[flush->Acc. Flush]]. [[Return->Inspect Stalls]].

A regular, albeit rusty, toilet bowl with seat. Remarkably clean with nothing in it. [[Return->Accessible Stall]].

A regular water basin. Water drips into it from a pipe that runs along the wall. Someone has graffiti-ed "Champion's code is: All In Red" on the rim. (if: $toiletFlushed is "true")[The basin is currently empty.](else:)[The basin is currently full of water.] [[Return->Accessible Stall]].

(set: $toiletFlushed to "true")You flush the toilet. It gurgles and you hear the sound of water moving through pipes. [[Return->Accessible Stall]].

A regular, albeit rusty, toilet bowl with seat. Remarkably clean with nothing in it. [[Return->Normal Stall]].

A regular water basin. Water drips into it from a pipe that runs along the wall. (if: $toiletFlushed is "true")[The basin is currently empty.](else:)[The basin is currently full of water.] [[Return->Normal Stall]].

(set: $toiletFlushed to "true")You flush the toilet. It gurgles and you hear the sound of water moving through pipes. [[Return->Normal Stall]].

A regular, albeit rusty, toilet bowl with seat. Remarkably clean with nothing in it. [[Return->Secret Stall]].

A regular water basin. Water drips into it from a pipe that runs along the wall. (if: $toiletFlushed is "true")[The basin is currently empty and there is a shiny lever at the bottom. Would you like to [[pull the lever->Secret Toilet Lever]]?](else:)[The basin is currently full of water but something shiny sits at the bottom of it. Better [[flush the toilet->Secret Flush]] before reaching in.] [[Return->Secret Stall]].

(set: $toiletFlushed to "true")You flush the toilet. It gurgles and you hear the sound of water moving through pipes. [[Return->Secret Stall]].

A ladder descends into the dark circular opening. [[Enter the passage (permanent action)->Fake Treasure]]? [[Return->Secret Stall]].

(set: $toiletSecret to "true")You pull the lever. From behind you, between the toilet and stall door, a previously [[concealed passage->Toilet Tunnel]] opens up. [[Return->Secret Stall]].

You descend into a triangular room and the the entrance clicks shut behind you. Around you the ground is covered in bones and in the opposing corner there is a chest. You run to the chest, this is it, you've won! You've found the treasure! You kneel down in front of the chest and start rattling the lid trying to open it. So focused are you on the chest that you fail to notice the rattling of bones behind you. You get the chest open and inside is a mirror. You frown, raising the mirror up, only to see a skeleton behind you with a sword about to swing down on you. The last thing you see is your own horrified face. Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

Six bunk beds line opposing walls, three on each side. [[First left bunk->Bed A1]] --- [[First right bunk->Bed B1]] [[Second left bunk->Bed A2]] --- [[Second right bunk->Bed B2]] [[Third left bunk->Bed A3]] --- [[Third right bunk->Bed B3]] [[Return->Dorm]].

It's a lovely, large, green, circle rug. You spend some time admiring the artistry in the different chades of green entwined with one another. Check [[under the rug->Under Rug]]? [[Return->Dorm]].

As you approach, it becomes clear this table was used to play chess, as there is a chess board on it. No chess pieces are visible. The table also has a [[drawer->Open Drawer]] on one side. [[Return->Dorm]].

You open the drawer and find the chess pieces. A cursory glance suggests there may be pieces missing, would you like to [[count->Count Chess Pieces]] them? [[Return->Inspect Chess]].

You spend some time lining up the pieces on the board and you determine that the following are missing: one white rook, a knight from both black and white, a black bishop, three white pawns and 2 black pawns. This doesn't mean anything and you put the pieces away again. [[Return->Dorm]].

You carefully peal back the rug but there is nothing underneath. [[Return->Inspect Rug]].

A standard double bunk bed with the bare minimum in terms of bedding. Rummaging through the sheets yields (if: $hasDagger is "false")[a small dagger in the top bunk. [[Take it->Get Dagger]]?](else:)[nothing of interest.] [[Return->Inspect Beds]].

A standard double bunk bed with the bare minimum in terms of bedding. Rummaging through the sheets yields a notebook in the bottom bunk. [[Read it->Inspect Book]]? [[Return->Inspect Beds]].

A standard double bunk bed with the bare minimum in terms of bedding. Rummaging through the sheets yields a disintegrating teddy bear in the bottom bunk. Out of respect you leave the bear untouched. [[Return->Inspect Beds]].

A standard double bunk bed with the bare minimum in terms of bedding. Rummaging through the sheets yields a [[drawing on the wall->Inspect Drawing]] hidden behind the top bunk. [[Return->Inspect Beds]].

A standard double bunk bed with the bare minimum in terms of bedding. Rummaging through the sheets yields nothing of interest. [[Return->Inspect Beds]].

(set: $hasDagger to "true")It's a regular dagger, not rusted. You add it to your inventory. [[Return->Bed A1]].

The book appears to be a journal of some kind. You read a few passages. "Training is rough. We fight monsters in the training hall, only they aren't real monsters. There's a magic summoning panel that Commander Finn adjusts the difficulty for." "Some of the other guys say there are secret combinations to the difficulty adjustment. Pretty sure they just want to see someone get in trouble for going in there unsupervised." "Jerome left a week ago, didn't say goodbye, just disappeared. Commander Finn held a meeting about following orders the next day. It's weird because I could have sworn Jerome was just going to the bathroom last I heard from him." "Anyone who uses the 'Champion's Code' is a lunatic. Very funny, guys, that's how you get killed. 'Secret combinations' my ass." [[Return->Bed B1]].

Crudely drawn in coloured chalk: a skeleton in yellow, a dog in orange, a spider in red, a lizard in green, and a rattle snake in red. [[Return->Bed B2]].

This appears to be a fighting rink, the ropes attached to the posts have long since rotted away and the posts themselves are on their way out. In the centre of the rink is (if: $puzzleSolved is "true")[a hole with a ladder down. [[Go down (permanent action)->Real Treasure]]?](else:)[a curious circular metal plate. It does not budge when you try to investigate.] [[Return->Training Hall]].

(if: $puzzleSolved is "false")[The panel has five sliders that go through a series of colours. Each slider is topped with a unique icon. Knobs on each slider slide and click into place easily. There is also a red button to the far right of the panel. The first slider has a bone as an icon and is currently set to $skeleton. Move the first slider to: [[green->Skeleton Green]], [[yellow->Skeleton Yellow]], [[orange->Skeleton Orange]], or [[red->Skeleton Red]]? The second slider has a canine head as an icon and is currently set to $dog. Move the second slider to: [[green->Dog Green]], [[yellow->Dog Yellow]], [[orange->Dog Orange]], or [[red->Dog Red]]? The third slider has a snake as an icon and is currently set to $snake. Move the third slider to: [[green->Snake Green]], [[yellow->Snake Yellow]], [[orange->Snake Orange]], or [[red->Snake Red]]? The fourth slider has a lizard as an icon and is currently set to $lizard. Move the fourth slider to: [[green->Lizard Green]], [[yellow->Lizard Yellow]], [[orange->Lizard Orange]], or [[red->Lizard Red]]? The fifth slider has a spider as an icon and is currently set to $spider. Move the fifth slider to: [[green->Spider Green]], [[yellow->Spider Yellow]], [[orange->Spider Orange]], or [[red->Spider Red]]? [[Press the red button (permanent action)->Test Solution]]?](else:)[The panel has closed up and is no longer accessible.] [[Return->Training Hall]].

You carefully descend the ladder into the hole. This room is triangular, you are in one of the corners. In the corner to your left there is a slumbering three-headed dog in a plush dog bed. In front of him there are two empty bowls. There are some severely chewed up dog toys strewn around. A steady trickle of water down one wall seems to have provided this dog with hydration. There are also rat droppings indicating a source of food. In the corner to your right there is a chest with a padlock. Depending on your choices and exploration so far, you may have a few choices available to you now. All available choices from this point on are permanent. (if: $hasBerries is "true")[Offer [[berries->Berries Ending]] to the dog. ](if: $hasCup is "true")[Attempt to catch water in your [[cup->Dumb Ending]] to fill a dog bowl. ](if: $hasBone is "true")[Throw a [[bone->Bone Ending]] to the dog. ](if: $hasSoap is "true")[Try to create a slippery surface with the [[soap->Dumb Ending]] so that the dog trips if he wakes up. ](if: $hasDagger is "true")[Try to stab the dog while he sleeps with the [[dagger->Dagger Ending]]. ](if: $hasKey is "true")[Try to sneak to the chest and unlock it with the [[key->Key Ending]] without waking the dog. ][[Attack->Attack Ending]] the dog with your own weapons.

(set: $skeleton to "green")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $skeleton. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $skeleton to "yellow")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $skeleton. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $skeleton to "orange")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $skeleton. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $skeleton to "red")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $skeleton. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(if: $skeleton is "yellow")[(if: $dog is "orange")[(if: $spider is "red")[(if: $lizard is "green")[(if: $snake is "red")[(set: $puzzleSolved to "true")There is a scraping of metal behind you and you turn to see the panel in the [[rink->Inspect Rink]] open up.](else:)[[[Uh Oh.->Failed Puzzle]]]](else:)[[[Uh Oh.->Failed Puzzle]]]](else:)[[[Uh Oh.->Failed Puzzle]]]](else:)[[[Uh Oh.->Failed Puzzle]]]](else:)[[[Uh Oh.->Failed Puzzle]]]

(set: $dog to "green")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $dog. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $dog to "yellow")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $dog. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $dog to "orange")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $dog. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $dog to "red")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $dog. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $snake to "green")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $snake. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $snake to "yellow")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $snake. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $snake to "orange")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $snake. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $snake to "red")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $snake. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $lizard to "green")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $lizard. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $lizard to "yellow")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $lizard. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $lizard to "orange")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $lizard. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $lizard to "red")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $lizard. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $spider to "green")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $spider. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $spider to "yellow")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $spider. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $spider to "orange")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $spider. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

(set: $spider to "red")The knob slide easily and clicks into place in $spider. [[Return->Inspect Puzzle]].

From the rink behind you, you hear inhuman shieks and rattles. You turn around and see an assortment of monsters coming towards you. They swarm you and you are hacked, and torn to pieces. Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

You take the berries from your inventory and carefully approach the dog bowls. Two of the dog's heads start drooling in their sleep. You deposit the berries and back away. The dog wake up and sniffs the bowl and immediately eats the berries. He looks up at you and fetches his toy, placing it at your feet and backing up a few paces, one paw hovering off the ground. You play fetch with the cerberus for a while until both of you are tired. (if: $hasKey is "true")[You remember you have a key on you and go to try it on the chest. It opens with ease and you are greeted with as many riches as you can carry. You leave the bunker significantly richer, in both gold and companionship.](else:)[You try to open the chest in the corner but it is solid metal and beyond your lockpicking skills. The dog starts barking at you and you decide it is wiser to leave the chest alone lest you lose a limb to an over-excited pup. You leave the bunker without any treasure, but with a best friend (or three?)] Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

You take the bone from your inventory and chuck it at the dog. All three heads rise in unison and start fighting over the bone. You use the distraction to approach the chest. (if: $hasKey is "true")[You remember you have a key on you and go to try it on the chest. It opens with ease and you are greeted with as many riches as you can carry. As you fill your pockets, the dog comes up to you and drops one of his chew toys at your feet, panting eagerly. You leave the bunker significantly richer, in both gold and companionship.](else:)[You try to open the chest in the corner but it is solid metal and beyond your lockpicking skills. The dog stops chewing at the bone as you make sounds of frustration and pounces at you. The dog ends up chewing on your bones instead.] Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

That was stupid, you should have just used your own weapons, this dagger is tiny, and this dog is at least as big as three dogs! You land a single blow before you are torn to pieces. Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

You sneak over to the chest and try the key. It works! It's the treasure! You start stuffing your pockets but the dog hears you and wakes up snarling. He leaps and you and tears you apart with all three sets of teeth. Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

You use the element of surprise to attack the dog with your weapons. He wakes with a howl and starts fighting back. The battle is short but bloody. Both of you lose too much blood, but in the end you are the one still standing. (if: $hasKey is "true")[You remember you have a key on you and go to try it on the chest. It opens with ease and you are greeted with as many riches as you can carry. You fill your pockets slowly and manage to stumble your way out of the bunker. You leave the bunker significantly richer, in both gold and injuries.](else:)[You try to open the chest in the corner but it is solid metal and beyond your lockpicking skills. You curse your luck and collapse in exhaustion. You and the dog both bleed out.] Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].

You chose either the cup or the soap, either way it took too long, was too noisy, and the dog ate you. You were very tasty. The dog also got free and is now living in the forest. By all accounts, he is thriving. Ending. [[Restart->Welcome and Disclaimer]].